@12:09 My day so far: Awful.

This morning I woke up to the same usual feeling in my gut that it completely hates me and doesn’t want to let me do anything. Bad day to pick gut.. Yes, my inflammatory bowel disease is picking on me yet again, but whats so bad about this day I’m guessing you ask? Well today, I need to sign on… If I was to go now, I would currently be 40 minutes late and I can’t get hold of them on the phone, despite them saying, ‘If you cannot attend, please notify your job center immediately.’ If they bang on about this to me when I finally get through to them, I’ll tell them to ram it where the sun don’t shine because I’ve been on the toilet most of this morning and I couldn’t get through to them. They won’t answer the bloody phone. Can anything else really go wrong for me today?

@13:53

Still no reply from the job center, so I’m getting annoyed…